I’m writing this with tears in my eyes. As you know, I’m on vacation in London. Unfortunately I was just mugged in the park by the hotel where I stayed, and my wallet and cell phone were stolen, but luckily for me I still have my passport.

My return flight leaves in a few hours but I’m not sure how I should get to the airport without my wallet and I’m kind of freaked out at the moment.

Please, can one of you give me a call at the hotel front desk? I’m not sure what to do. I’ll pay your phone bill and cook you dinner when I get back, I promise.

– Ana